Ugh, can we talk about how annoying it is that my younger sister has her birthday today? It’s like, every year, it’s the same thing—my parents have this whole big production planned for her, and I’m just sitting on the sidelines. Like, hello? I have feelings too! I couldn’t care less about her princess-themed party or the endless stream of gifts she gets while I just stand there, pretending to be happy for her.
And don’t get me