**Title: The Modern Day Misadventures**
**Opening:**
“Hey everyone, how’s it going? Good to see you all! So I’ve been thinking... the world is changing pretty fast. Like, technology is moving so quickly I can’t keep up. I recently tried to use one of those self-service kiosks at a fast-food place. I was there so long, I fully expected to get a ‘Congratulations on your marriage!’ ad pop up. Like, ‘Congratulations! You’ve