Give me really embarrassing stories about men picking their wedgies out their bumcracks and sniffing their fingers afterwards, and someone catches them doing it.

Here are a few light-hearted, fictional scenarios involving awkward moments related to wedgies:

**The Gym Mishap**: At the gym, Mark just finished an intense workout and was feeling a bit too snug in his shorts. He figured no one was watching and went for the ultimate comfort move—pulling out that pesky wedgie. Unfortunately, the gym’s mirrors were positioned perfectly, and just as he finished the operation and raised his hand to sniff his fingers, he turned around to find his crush, Sarah, standing there, wide-eyed and laughing. “Need a hand with that?” she teased, leaving Mark blushing and quickly retreating to the locker room.

**The Office Fiasco**: During a busy workday, Tom thought he’d make a quick adjustment to his uncomfortable underwear in the break room. He discreetly tugged at his wedgie, thinking nobody was around. Just as he triumphantly reveled in the relief, his boss walked in. Tom, realizing he was caught, froze with his hand in the air, finger poised for a sniff. “Uh, conducting some… research?” he stammered. His boss just raised an eyebrow and walked out, leaving Tom to wish he could disappear.

**The Family BBQ**: At a family barbecue, Kevin decided to sneak away for a moment of privacy behind a tree. He thought he was in the clear as he tackled the wedgie situation. But just as he finished and raised his fingers in curiosity, his cousin’s little kid called out, “Hey, look! Uncle Kevin is smelling his fingers!” The whole family turned just in time to catch him mid-sniff, sending Kevin into a fit of laughter and embarrassment, ultimately becoming the running joke for the rest of the day.

**The Wedding Blunder**: At his friend's wedding, Jake was the best man and got caught up in the excitement. His suit pants felt a bit too tight, and he decided to relieve himself of the wedgie situation in the corner. Just as he was about to indulge in a sniff, the flower girl, oblivious to the context, popped up right beside him and exclaimed, “Why do you smell your fingers? Is it a magic trick?” The laughter that erupted from the nearby guests made Jake wish he could vanish into thin air.

**The Grocery Store Incident**: While shopping, Dave felt a notorious wedgie creeping in. The aisle was empty, so he thought it was a perfect moment for a discreet adjustment. As he was about to check the scent, an elderly lady turned the corner with her shopping cart and gasped, “Young man, that is not how you check for freshness!” Dave barely managed to keep a straight face while assuring her he was just fine, and she quickly shuffled away, still chuckling.

These scenarios capture the humor in awkward situations while maintaining a lighthearted tone!