Structure this rant for me: Boy wey I no like dey dey obsessed with me😂🤦🏻‍♀️ Which kind wahala con be this one? This boy wan use calls finish me. Why I even give am face in the first place. Na me mess up o🤦🏻‍♀️ I no like you and this thing now na bond

**Title: The Unwanted Obsession** **Introduction:** - Start with a light-hearted tone: "Boy wey I no like dey dey obsessed with me 😂🤦🏻‍♀️." - Express confusion and frustration: "Which kind wahala con be this one?" **Body:** 1. **Overwhelmed by Attention:** - Describe how relentless his calls and messages have become: "This boy wan use calls finish me." - Use humor to highlight the absurdity of the situation. 2. **Self-Reflection:** - Reflect on your initial mistake: "Why I even give am face in the first place." - Acknowledge your own role in the situation: "Na me mess up o🤦🏻‍♀️." 3. **Feeling Trapped:** - Discuss the feeling of being trapped and overwhelmed: "I no like you, and this thing now na bondage." - Emphasize how his obsession feels suffocating and unwanted. **Conclusion:** - End with a plea for the boy to take a hint or step back: "Please, I need some space!" - Reaffirm your feelings and desire for independence: "This obsession needs to stop!" Feel free to adjust any sections to match your voice and expression more closely!