Coin a funny caption(s) from when a lady is asked her name, she would rather say her nickname instead of her real name. And the pastor is complaining the importance of saying real names to enable tracing spiritual problems of these ladies

"When asked my name, I proudly declare 'Sparkles McFancyPants!'... Meanwhile, the pastor is furiously taking notes, wondering how he’ll trace the 'spiritual problems' of the unicorns in his congregation." or "Me: 'Call me Princess Glitter!' Pastor: 'But how do I track your spiritual issues?' Me: 'Let’s just say they’re under the rainbow, Pastor!'"