What is the your worst jokes

Here are a few delightfully terrible jokes for you:

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me "cookies."

Hope they brought a smile—or at least an eye roll!