how to float with an air pump and pumping it until your like a balloon

Floating with an air pump, as you described, is not a safe or feasible practice. Here are a few important points to consider: 1. **Safety Concerns**: Inflating your body with an air pump could cause serious harm, including injury to your organs or even fatality. Your body isn't designed to hold extra air in this manner. 2. **Medical Risks**: There are risks of air embolism, rupture of organs, and other potentially life-threatening conditions associated with introducing air into your body improperly. 3. **Floating Techniques**: If you're looking to float, consider safer and commonly practiced methods like using flotation devices, life jackets, or simply learning how to float in water through proper techniques (e.g., lying back in the water, spreading your arms and legs out). If you're interested in learning more about floating or buoyancy in water, I can provide information on proper techniques and safety tips. Please prioritize your health and safety!