Sure! Here are ten short and funny Thanksgiving stories for you:
1. **The Turkey Whisperer**:
During Thanksgiving, Bob proudly announced that he could communicate with the turkey. As he approached it, he whispered, “You’re safe, buddy; I have a plan.” Little did the family know, he was just telling the turkey to run for its life. When dinner time came, Bob was left explaining why they had pizza instead.
2. **The Great Pumpkin Pie