Here are a few delightfully terrible jokes for you:
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
3. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
4. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
5. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me "cookies."
Hope they brought a smile—or at least an