Oh wow, what a night! So there I was, battling the power outage of the century, desperately seeking a charge for my phone like it was a lifeline. My neighbor, on the other hand, was living the high life with his generator blasting away like he was hosting a concert.
I thought, “Okay, no biggie! I’ll just pop over and borrow some juice.” I knock on his door like I’m auditioning for a door-to-door sales gig, but nope, crickets. I swear, I