Make me 10 short funny thanksgiving story’s
Sure! Here are ten short and funny Thanksgiving stories for you:
1. **The Turkey Whisperer**:
During Thanksgiving, Bob proudly announced that he could communicate with the turkey. As he approached it, he whispered, “You’re safe, buddy; I have a plan.” Little did the family know, he was just telling the turkey to run for its life. When dinner time came, Bob was left explaining why they had pizza instead.
2. **The Great Pumpkin Pie Disaster**:
Sarah was determined to bake the perfect pumpkin pie. She followed the recipe to the letter until she realized she had used salt instead of sugar. When Grandma took her first bite, her face twisted in confusion, and she exclaimed, “Well, that’s the most unique pie I’ve ever tasted!” Everyone got a good laugh as Sarah tried to convince them it was a “new spin on traditional.”
3. **Tech-Savvy Turkey**:
Tim’s family decided to use a video call for Grandpa, who was too far away to join. While everyone was making toasts and passing plates, they forgot to mute the call. As Tim’s three-year-old cousin yelled, “I want to eat the turkey!” there was a moment of silence before Grandpa called out, “I can hear you! And I’m not letting you get anywhere near my turkey!”
4. **DIY Cornucopia Gone Wrong**:
Lisa thought making a cornucopia centerpiece would impress everyone. She filled a horn-shaped basket with fruits and veggies, but in her haste, she accidentally grabbed the dog’s chew toy instead of a real carrot. When Uncle Joe started laughing, she proudly declared, “It’s organic!” The dog just wagged his tail, ready for dessert.
5. **The Thanksgiving Surprise**:
Everyone was enjoying dinner when Aunt May announced that she had a surprise. She pulled out a cake. “I made this gluten-free, dairy-free, sugar-free cake!” The table fell silent. Then Uncle Bob asked, “Wait, what’s it made of?” Aunt May cheerfully replied, “Air and hope!” From then on, they ate the leftovers instead.
6. **The Sibling Rivalry**:
Siblings Jake and Emily decided they would outdo each other’s pumpkin carving skills. They staged a competition in the yard. As Emily unveiled her masterpiece, Jake immediately rushed over and "accidentally" knocked it over. Emily glared at him, saying, “If I can’t win with my pumpkin, I’ll win with yours... when I serve it for dinner!”
7. **Turkey Trots and Family Dramas**:
The Johnson family started a new tradition: the Turkey Trot race before dinner. Everyone lined up to run down the street and back. Mid-race, Aunt Jade tripped over her shoelace, and Uncle Mike declared, “That’s the fastest she’s been all day!” She got up and shouted back, “At least I didn’t trip over my own ego!”
8. **The Uninvited Guest**:
One Thanksgiving, the family was gathered around the table when a raccoon sneaked in through the door. It immediately went for the turkey! Everyone screamed and chased it around the room, while Grandma yelled, “Let it go! It knows what’s good for it!” The raccoon eventually dragged the turkey halfway out the door before dropping it and running away.
9. **The Mystery of the Vanishing Pies**:
On Thanksgiving morning, the family couldn’t find the pies anywhere. After an hour of searching, they discovered the family dog had eaten them off the counter. Amidst gasps and laughter, Dad said, “Well, I guess we know who’s the real ‘pie-thief’ in the family!” Later, they gave the dog a turkey leg chair for “good behavior.”
10. **Thanksgiving Awards**:
To spice things up, the family held “Thanksgiving awards.” Uncle Joe won Best Chef, Aunt Susan the Most Creative Decorator, and Grandma the “Legendary Nap Taker” award. When the dog was crowned “Best Listener,” everyone laughed. All day, the dog stayed by Grandma's feet, clearly hoping for a slice of that turkey!
Hope these bring a smile to your face this Thanksgiving!